December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

December 5th

wear all black

hey its december 5th gotta be goth today -cadence neal 2019

by Joe mamma cadence November 25, 2019

January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021

may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

5th grade

you know damn well what it is if you dont you need to die but if you dont its is hell fucking HELL

5th grade suck ass you pobaaly get none

by i dumbass August 13, 2022

5th World

Socialist Nation

His 5th world

by 459395 March 13, 2022