A female with dumps like a truck, truck, truck and thighs like what, what, what. Defined more clearly by a cute (but not awesome) face, large (sometimes massive) breasts, and a round (usually enormous) midsection, weighing between a buck-fitty and a deuce and a half.
Ty: Good lord look at that whale!
Chris: That's a huge bitch!
Zach: She just picked her nose and ate it!
Jamie: Guys, that tight-fatty is my girlfriend.
Chris: That's a huge bitch!
Zach: She just picked her nose and ate it!
Jamie: Guys, that tight-fatty is my girlfriend.
by Andrew Holcomb Davidson January 13, 2009
Get the tight-fattymug. Worn by a "Cowboy Killer," this type of jean is not necessisarly a jean, but a type of person. Distracting in many ways, Tight Jeans is fast, quick and deadly. Term derived from the 1800's in and around Tombstone.
ya... i wreckin me and tight jeans are gonna go out and try to snag them there yearlings off of the nelbo ranch.... poor lil pinkerton....
by markmanvan March 15, 2008
Get the tight jeansmug. When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.
by GoodnCrazyMan February 7, 2017
Get the tight trumpetmug. by italicintegral9 February 28, 2018
Get the tight gingermug. 
by Katie Coro March 31, 2008
Get the tight as a chickenmug. by every cut counts April 23, 2006
Get the rad tightsmug.