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bush monster

Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.
You: "I just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster."
Me: "Don't disrespect my heritage!"
by Nigel B Wellington III November 23, 2015
mugGet the bush monstermug.

titty bush

when you roll up in the strip club and the stripper has chest hair
Jack: Yo bro did you see the size of dem titties?
John: No man they were covered by her titty bush :(
by titty buush August 4, 2017
mugGet the titty bushmug.

Widow's Bush

A woman with a bush so hairy, you would think she has not tended to it since the passing of her late husband.
Dan: Chris, did you get with that bird last night?

Chris: Yeh, but her widow's bush was a massive let down though.
by just_a_horrible_guy January 7, 2010
mugGet the Widow's Bushmug.

Bush Manoeuvre

First thing ya need, half a brick right not a full brick, full bricks to heavy especially if ya a unkyjay not gonna be throwin a full brick, so what you doin finding a bush along there common flight pass jumpin in the bush, waiting till they walk past duckin down come out, hood ouss backathehead
I just bush manoeuvred this unkyjay the other day lad
by hoodouss August 22, 2021
mugGet the Bush Manoeuvremug.

Murder Bush

The Way OneTopic (OT) refers to creepers from the video game Minecraft
OT: OH NO! There's a murder bush down there
Murder Bush: *BOOM*
by Adamcito July 27, 2023
mugGet the Murder Bushmug.

gruesome bush

A smaller, shrub-like relative of the ugly tree. It shares the ugly tree's ability to trigger ugliness on contact.
Bob looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down and then landed awkwardly in the gruesome bush.
by Cuddles McStig June 20, 2008
mugGet the gruesome bushmug.

bush humper

In Battlefield Bad Company 2 when someone uses nothing but a sniper rifle to help just themselves and leaves the team to cap all the flags or rush the objectives.
Hey you bush humper, get up here and actually do something for the team!
by Zaticus April 6, 2010
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