A test conducted, usually by males, to examine the level of voluptuousness of a female's breast. As of the 28th of November in the year of 2012, a woman, at any time, must submit to this examination upon request by a male.
Female: Charlie gave me a breastalyzer test last night
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.
by BillCrocket December 5, 2012
Get the breastalyzer test mug.The Spoon Test is a way to check if a person is asleep. If you are unsure if they are asleep or just faking, you "spoon" them by lying next to them in their bed, wrapping your arms around them, placing their buttocks into your groin-ial region. If they writhe away, they are likely awake. If they do nothing, they are likely asleep, or they are into it. The Spoon Test is a very inaccurate test.
Did you Spoon Test Jerry? I Swear he's faking.
Well, I'm not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.
Well, I'm not sure, but the pleasurable sigh he made was very real.
by Steven Wizzleteats December 16, 2015
Get the spoon test mug.The feeling one gets after participating in a) Challenging test, b) Long, strenuous test, and/or c) A test in which one had no clue about what any of the questions were about. The feeling includes tiredness for a few days, induced feelings of senioritis, the will to say fuck school, headaches, and sluggish-mindedness afterwards for awhile.
Jerry: Dude, what happened to you? You look exhausted!
Lean: I just had an AP test yesterday, I'm on such a testing hangover..
Jerry: So I guess we ain't hanging out today?
Lean: Hell no, I need more sleep, I wish school were to end, and I have a massive headache!
Lean: I just had an AP test yesterday, I'm on such a testing hangover..
Jerry: So I guess we ain't hanging out today?
Lean: Hell no, I need more sleep, I wish school were to end, and I have a massive headache!
by Spamalam October 23, 2011
Get the Testing Hangover mug.My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.
by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015
Get the dickmus test mug.When a guy tells a story of a time when he's been kicked in the testicles. Giving testimony to when the nuts got knocked.
by nygs January 15, 2008
Get the teste-mony mug.A timed 2 mile fitness test that must be completed in under 16 minutes! This test is done mostly in relation to soccer preseason fitness!
by Total-ninety January 13, 2014
Get the The Glass test mug.To engage in sexual intercourse with the sole intention of gaining information to aid with decisions.
Alex likes to test drive other woman, ultimately looking for an acceptable replacement of his current partner.
by LAJVXO January 5, 2020
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