Biology Teacher

We all love biology...

Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.

Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow

Biology Teacher by Madame Renaud December 4, 2019

Stab-the-Teacher 

An exclamation made during a particularly suspenseful moment in film. Is typically used to ease the tension for the audience.

Derived from the opening of the 1994 film, "Mother's Boys". In the scene, the main character holds a scalpel in an ominous way during a relatively inane scene.

"There's no way she's gonna get out of this! Oh my god! He's gonna stab-the-teacher!"

Stab-the-Teacher by suspensefan May 25, 2009

English Teacher Syndrome (ETS) 

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.

Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

English Teacher Syndrome (ETS) by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

Female English Teacher

This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO

Friend: Do you have the female English teacher fourth period?
Me: Yes ;)

Female English Teacher by mrgavrochi September 14, 2020

Math Teacher 

A fucking pig

"No on loves you Mrs. Johnson you stupid fucking pig of a math teacher"

Math Teacher by Gay69er March 24, 2020

sex teacher

A teacher that has sex with their students.

When class finished Mr.Fulton asked Jess to stay back. After all the students had left he locked the door and sat down on his desk. "I wanted to talk to you about your homework" He said, "it hasn't been up to standards lately." Jess walked over to him and kneeled down and said in a sexy voice "I'm really sorry Sir maybe I can make it up to you." She unzipped his pants and started to give him a blow job. He started moaning and then all of a sudden he ripped of her shirt and unclipped her lacy black bra. She slid off her tiny skirt and as he was massaging her tits she said there double d's and then he entered her. She started moaning with joy. "Faster, Faster,Deeper, I know you can go deeper please go harder. Ohhhhh, Mmmmmm, Fuck me please please don't stop." They continued this tradition for the rest of the school year.

Thats a Sex Teacher.

sex teacher by sex_teacher July 5, 2014

Onegai teacher 

the prequal to Onegai twins

Onegai teacher has some of the hottest anime girls ever :drool:

Onegai teacher by Ocean-asshole June 11, 2005