by MongoNode July 19, 2018
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This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
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To secretly have sexual activities going on while eating at a bar or fancy restaurant under a table with the opposite sex it is anything that involves being sexual while trying to keep your composure
by Bend over and take it raw February 14, 2021
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"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."
*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*
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"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"
*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*
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"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"
by Nelly191 June 27, 2022
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Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table
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A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
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