Turboing

An advanced form of jelqing

The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.

I’m still sore from all that turboing we did yesterday.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

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smoke a turbo

to smoke a ciggarette

hey man lets smoke a turbo

by Jesse Stanley February 13, 2008

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Turbo-Buzzing is taking Adipex pilks for ADHD to become relaxed, but then you add caffeine (Caffeine pills, Monster energy drinks, coffees, NOS energy drinks), alcohol (Booze, Beer, Wine, Vodka, Everclear, Ethanol), or both. You become buzzed and hyper when combining Adipex, Monster energy drinks, and Vodkas. Adipex alone, you're focused and relaxed because of ADHD. Adipex + Monster energy drink + Vodkas --> Tweaked and Hyper.

Tony: I combined Adipex (75mg), Monster energy drink (140mg Caffeine + B Vitamins), and 2 shots of Vodka (around 40ml ethanol) and I became hyper and really buzzed. Turbo-Buzzing

by HawaiianPunch1 October 12, 2024

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Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

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Turbo-Boner

The state of having an erection induced by sexual interest or activity. Differentiated from a regular erection, a turbo-boner is usually described as being so erect that it causes some minor pain.

"Dude, when she bent over to pic up her book I got a turbo-boner."

by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025

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