Toyota Pious

1. That dickhead who is constantly compelled to pontificate that they are a superior human being, simply because they drive a Toyota Prius.

2. Toyota Motor Company's facade that they strive to save the world, but, in actuality, they plan to conquer it.

Guy 1. "Pardon me, but I must tell you that your Camero's carbon foot-print is horrible, about 10 times that of my"....( clears his throat, strikes a superior pose, looks down his nose at you )..... "Toyota Prius. You are totally destroying the planet"

Guy 2. "Thanks for the info, Mr. Toyota Pious. How about I stick my carbon footprint up your ass?"

by Art C. Fartsy August 10, 2009

Toyota Camry

Only the most common car in the U.S. (for about 7 years in a row), not to mention the fact that they're almost always the same colour, leading you to get bloody well confuzzled if you've got one and can't fucking find it in a parking garage because of all the others that look just like it.

I have a Toyota Camry, and it can't go fast or impress anyone, yet it'll get you where you need to go, just as long as you remember where you parked it.

by shnazwobbles May 5, 2006

toyght

adj. The dutch version of tight

You have a toyght body, I can tell from toyght pants, toyght like toyger.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

La Toya

A person whom is incredibly hot and holds a vibrant personality

"whoa!! dude that chick over there is a freakin awesome La Toya!!!"

by LaToyayayeah!!! June 30, 2009

toyota supra

The mkiv(1993-198)Toyota Supra is considered to be one of the best Japanese imports. It has a 3.0 L inline 6 engine. The 2 engine models are the N/A 2jz-ge and the famed twin turbocharged 2jz-gte which can produce 320HP and go from 0-60 in 4.6 seconds and 1/4 mile in 13.1 seconds at 109 mph. The 2jz-gte engine is known to reach up to 1500HP when tuned. The twin turbos operated in sequential mode instead of the more common parallel mode. It is often compared to the Nissan skyline gt-r.

Rice Tuner- OMG!!!! is that a toyota supra, I've never seen one in person but i heard its awesome...I wanna race it.

Rice Tuner Friend- Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! i wouldnt do that i dont think your little riced out honda can even get close to beating that supra.

Rice Tuner- yeah ur prolly right what was i thinking.

by Jordan Dimitrov January 11, 2008

toyota mouth

named after Toyota's sticky gas pedals.

a person, usaually female, who starts talking and keeps going uncontrolably on and on with no end until someone finally interrupts them enough so that they stop.

Tammy: can you beleive that health care bill passed?! that kinda reminds me of the time.... blah blah blah blah.....

Brandon: it's been ten minutes... is she ever gonna stop?!

Devon: I don't know man... this bitch has a toyota mouth like no other.

by brandonius the destroyer April 8, 2010

Toyte

Pronounced 'toit', toyte is a way of saying that you feel happy, healthy, well. Usually proceeded by 'How are you?'.

Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: I'm very toyte, you?
Person 1: Not so toyte :(

by partyatmyplace July 23, 2011