Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 April 29, 2016

Dry tonguing

Dry tonguing Is the act of getting ones ass wet before anal.

Andrew let's have anal! You might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.

by GIMP November 16, 2016

tongue hung

A man who has an extremely long tongue.

He doesn't have a very big penis but he sure is tongue hung.
Have you seen Gene Simon's , Man he sure is tongue hung.

by Larue23 October 23, 2017

tongue flogging

To vigorously move your tongue over genitals or anus.

Daniel really gave his wife’s asshole a tongue flogging lastnight!!

by Rwhaha November 07, 2019

Common tongue

The most widely used language. I would call English the common tongue because at this point there are soo many different ways people speak it. I also think that by naming it the common tongue it would lose it's standing as something superior.

person: Do you speak the common tongue?
another person: Yes, I do.

by An idiot sandwich October 09, 2021

Tongue pouch

A "tongue pouch" is another work for a women's "cooter" or vagina.

Girl your tongue pouch is showing through your leggings!

by Haygurll May 05, 2016