Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 09, 2020

cock witch

Somebody who can’t keep a dick outta their vigana.

Stop being a cock witch

by Cock witch April 30, 2020

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

Buttsup, witches

A fresh take on “what’s up, bitches?” Also awesome because it implies directing females to direct their derrières skyward.

Additionally awesome ‘cause you can roll this out every single Halloween for the rest of your days.

“Buttsup, witches? Are we going to drink tonight or what?”

by Suggahdiq October 20, 2023

Witch Stew

When you cum in a gaping vagina hole and mix it around with your penis.

Sorry she can't come today, she is still recovering from the Witch Stew I gave her last night!

by UnderpantsPatrol August 09, 2022

Witch Stew

A stew made with a hint of barley, hint of bay leaf, hint of garlic, pinch of basil.

Hint of Barley, Hint of Bay Lead, Hint of Garlic, Pinch of Basil and you have Witch Stew

by October 22, 2020

Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them

Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.

by kiradec November 03, 2023