muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018

Snail

When you ejaculate in a girl and she proceeds to rub her vagina on the floor leaving a trail

"Careful where you walk man, gave Sandy the old snail trail last night

by Rapture ballz July 26, 2017

mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"

by mersnailer April 11, 2010

Snail

To put two fingers in the anus and a fist in the vagina; resembles a snail.

"Nathan just snailed me so hard last night!"
"Oh my god! Did you leave a snail trail?"
"Fuck yea m8"

by aregnilrac July 7, 2015

Snail Trail

A mark left behind on tinfoil, left by a torch heated pill, while being smoked through a straw by a crackhead.

Look at the snail trails left on the foil, this bitch is a crackhead

by Fried Bacon01 February 26, 2025

Snail

Hail that is really soft
Falls like hail feels like snow
Snow Hail--->soft hail--->Snail

Guy 1: It looks like hail but it feels like snow
Guy 2: Must be some of that snail I've hear about

by Fozzy March 28, 2015

Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

by anonymous January 31, 2021