Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.

Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.

by Bass_emperor22 September 3, 2022

Scoop

Cute usually, flirtatious but not always on purpose. Athletic, a loving guy who cares about everyone but doesn't mind to tell you how it is if it's needed. A great listener and a great person to ask for advice from.
Usually athletic, if you ever meet one their usually looking happy or trying to be funny, but if he's ever in a relationship then that means he probably spent a lot of time testing the girl to make sure he found the one.

I talked to scoop yesterday he was pretty cool

by scoopitupman November 19, 2023

Poopy-di scoop

The feeling when your college dorm roommate shits in the shower drain, and you have to clean it up because he said it wasn't him.

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

by SimSeh1 June 11, 2018

Scoop

A racial slur referring to a black jew.

Look at that scoop over there.

by Narwalz November 21, 2018

Scoop

Cupping one's hand and grazing it upwardly upon someone's neck, under the chin. Typically followed by the scooper saying "Scoop!"

Natalya pressed the back of her hand against BJ's neck and scooped scoo
"SCOOP!" she shouted.
BJ sighed and dropped his head in defeat.

by TYLERTYLERTYLER December 21, 2008