A female performing oral sex on on a male with dried period blood on his penis. Normally occurs after a male has vaginal intercourse with a female who is on her period.
Stacey was on her period last night. We had amazing sex and she woke me up this morning by giving me a rusty polearm.
by Big Worm Big Perm November 2, 2012
Get the rusty polearmmug. Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 5, 2014
Get the rusty wilsonmug. I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.
by lardasssundae June 27, 2012
Get the Rusty Kebabmug. When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof
Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.
Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
by sangeun January 16, 2021
Get the Rusty Randymug. Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.
by goldengash August 25, 2022
Get the Rusty Accordionmug. The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.
Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.
And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
by DirkJDiggler May 21, 2021
Get the Rusty cleavagemug. Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012
Get the Rusty Eggbeatermug.