Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020

Vaughn Next Century Learning Center

The worst school in Los Angeles to date.

"Hey, what school do you go to?"
"Vaughn Next Century Learning Center"
"OH HELL NAH, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU"

by XsavierLOL July 29, 2025

to next week

This is used for when somebody, you, or overall anything does anything TOO much or too hard.

"That guy got slapped into next week by that girl.. Ouch."
"Hey what does <verb> to next week mean?"
"Basically where you overdo something, or do it too well."

by whenthefriedchickeneggs October 5, 2022

The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?

Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2024

Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

I want next

Phrase used to ask a girl to smash

I want next with her

by Mattyicey04 September 22, 2022

Next-level baller

The act of transfering of funds/money from one person to another via using a mobile banking application. A convenience that eliminates having to stop at ATMs.

"Hey man, next-level baller me $10 for gas so I can make it down to your house."

by Hardhead503 October 30, 2018