jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023

Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.

Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*

by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022

《¤》Melissa《¤》Fumero《¤》Is《¤》Mustard《¤》Bison《¤》melIssa《¤》fumUero《¤》musTard《¤》biSon《¤》

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《¤》Melissa《¤》Fumero《¤》Is《¤》Mustard《¤》Bison《¤》melIssa《¤》fumUero《¤》musTard《¤》biSon《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

Space mustard

Those little yellow spots that rain down from outer space and appear on your car the day after you've washed it.

Oh man, I just washed my car on Sunday and it's already got so much space mustard on it!

by donutz mmm May 14, 2022

Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.

I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.

by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017