McDonalds Urinal

The best place ever to take a massive shit

I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal

by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023

Tom McDonald

Tom McDonald is a garbage rapper who claims he's anti government, but is clearly right-wing. He's also Canadian but speaks on American politics more than he should.

Did you here that new Tom McDonald song? That shit was ass.

by WordMasterMan October 21, 2023

The mcdonald's effect

When a girls snaps make her look good but apon seeing her she is a "munter"

Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys

Person 1: guys it happend.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.

by La frasé del dia May 2, 2023

McDonald's Dick

When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's

Go damnit, all this fucking grease gave me McDonald's Dick

by PanAreFuckingHot December 17, 2022

Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”

I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI

by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018

mcdonalds chunkies

(noun) the things when you bite into a mcdonalds chicken nugget and you bite into the chunky pieces of fat and it makes that gross noise/feeling

1. Yuck! You like mcdonalds chunkies? Supa yuck.

2. Person 1: Ooh Ma, that mcdonalds chunkie all up in my tooth.
Person 2: Damn that sucks, man.

by cheesybread July 18, 2017

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018