Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019
Get the California Curvemug. A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018
Get the california coolstickmug. When a driver comes up to traffic light that just turned red, but proceeds to go anyways.
Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.
Usually associated with California drivers making a left turn.
by linguisticlizard January 21, 2019
Get the California Yellowmug. I have so many Bob Marley songs stuck in my head from that amazing California hummer I had yesterday
by Alwaysballin October 19, 2013
Get the California hummermug. Weed edible/gummies + large cold brew.
The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).
The chill, west-coast version of a regular speedball (cocaine & heroin).
"It must have been hella work to apply to grad school while working in a research lab!"
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."
"Bruh I was such a fat stoner hahahah, I perfected the california speedball. Like I'd just get high af and caffeinated at Philz and just focus on that for like 5 hours after work every day."
"Lol so that's how you read all those physics papers?"
"It was so dope haha they started giving me free coffee."
by T R I F I March 31, 2021
Get the california speedballmug. The action of taking a wasted tinkle in a acquaintance’s room. A California Corner is not limited to just a intersection of a wall, it can also include urinating on a: carpet/hardwood floor, a bed frame, and various other house hold items…
California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.
California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.
by KevlarKrusher September 16, 2023
Get the California Cornermug. Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.
by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017
Get the California Pokeymug.