Cactus Moment

The deep feeling of sadness you get when you think about the demotion of the best Synapse X Helpers, Vaktus. Very sad.

Vaktus: *says something*

Other person: Damn, what a cactus moment :(((

by Hogsbig February 2, 2019

cactus

hm idk it’s green... and spiky!?? just dont touch one

Ouch! That cactus was spikey
Well I said not to touch it!

by Mimi R February 22, 2021

Cactus

A person who u share a situationship with

She is my cactus

by savemeh March 7, 2023

Cactus

A veri big pokeh tingy dat hurt u when u touch it. Like dat one guy on te youtube that jump into cactus and he scream, he scream loud. I think he got hurt. He bleeded. He bleeded rly bad. Bleding is bahd. Yeh dont bled it hurt ur intestines. That is bahd. Yeh dont touch cactus. Cactus bahd.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He got poked by a cactus. He accidentally fell on one. Or two. Well he is in better place now.

by XenonUnlimited March 28, 2017

cactus clit

Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".

So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"

by Self1sh August 28, 2017

Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.

“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!

by kinky-dino February 4, 2020

cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.

Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014