taylor swift

The music industry has 10 albums. These albums are called, Taylor Swift, Fearless (Taylor's Version), Speak Now, Red (Taylor's Version), 1989, Reputation, Lover, Folklore, and evermore then finally her new release, Midnights.

A: Do you listen to Taylor Swift?
B: Yes I do listen to the music industry.

by taylorswiftloveremo October 11, 2022

swiftboat

to attack an anti-war politician on the basis of their military service record

"Man, did they swiftboat Murtha."

by galatea January 14, 2006

Swifty

One of the most awesome people on all of Youtube. He is awesome at video games, he is a role model to thousands of the people that subscribe to him. He has great friends and a good sense of humor. Overall, a great guy.

"Hey Will! Did you see Swifty's new 1 shot macro?" "Yea! He was able to crit that guy for 100k!"

by Jim Downey October 10, 2011

Swift Taylor

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:

-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift

In addition the receiver of the hand job:

-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.

-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"

Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"

by The Snake69 March 18, 2011

Taylor Swift

-An overrated, mediocre, blonde singer/songwriter who sings pop, not country.

-Fans tend to be stupid, white 12 year old girls who don't know what decent music is.

-People felt bad for her after Kanye West interrupted her at the 2009 VMAs. She should be thanking him.

-She doesn't deserve half of the awards she's received (including the one in the VMAs).

-At least she's somewhat of a decent role model.

I'm glad they stopped overplaying those annoying Taylor Swift songs.

by northjerseybitch. March 26, 2010

Dick Switch

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"

1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?

by shisms May 12, 2010

Moderate Bait and Switch

When a candidate for political office, runs a political campaign portraying themselves to the public as being political moderate then where the candidate actually stands on various political issues in an effort to broaden their appeal to a larger group of voters.

Upon winning the political office the candidate ran for, the new elected Politician then reveals themselves to the public to be a partisan hardliner who instead of working with both parties, toes the political party line that they are affiliated with. Often pushing for policies that the party they affiliated with wants regardless of what they pledged on the campaign trail.

Despite portraying himself as not being a partisan hardliner during the General Election campaign, Senator Smith pulled a Moderate Bait and Switch on the voters of the state that elected him and proceeded to vote in favor of policies he said he would not support on the campaign trail

by Libertatis September 18, 2016