stumpy

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."

" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"

by finx July 14, 2007

stump jumping ridge runner

This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.

Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.

by old geezer May 6, 2011

stumpy vig

a real cheeky cunt

aw you stumpy vig

by the real stumpy June 16, 2017

stump

a severe smashed pangler

we call adam stump stumply

by Jay May 10, 2003

Stump Grindin'

Stump Grindin' occurs when a man and a woman have sex in the missionary position. The man has his legs cut off at the knee. This poses an awkward thrusting resembling that of midget porn in fast forward.

Jimmy: "Wow, did you hear about what happened last night with Tina?"
Geoffrey: "No, what?"
Jimmy: "She was stump grindin' with that amputee."
Geoffrey: "OH SHI-"

by SirGrindsalot January 18, 2009

STUMP

Stupid Trainee Unformiliar with Military Procedures

Stump is a name used for Soldiers that are still in training and do stupid things.

"You are a real Stump!"

by Drill Sgt Clark November 11, 2009

stumpgrinding

vigorous bumping and grinding of at least two vaginas

i bet those chicks just got done stumpgrinding

by pepperonipony July 22, 2010