A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.
Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
by MyNameIsJonas1 April 21, 2011
Get the steven-beetsmug. Created by an intelligent young man by the name of Ian (or Joe, I remember not) in the year 2003 or 2004.
Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.
Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.
Oh Steven! Your such a silly goose, Steve.
Wow look at her. Oh Steven!
Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!
Wow look at her. Oh Steven!
Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!
by Ian Carlson April 11, 2005
Get the Oh Steven!mug. klare is an incredibly amazing person. she'll always be there for you despite the distance between you and will cheer you up with her videos of her adventures. klare deserves more than anything in the world and deserves to have someone there for her. never pass up being friends with her she might just change your life. klare is also beautiful inside and out and her smile is contagious.
by gaelilfae September 11, 2020
Get the klare stevensmug. An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."
by DanVito December 9, 2008
Get the Cyclone Stevenmug. Timmy: hey, i'm watching steven universe
Nicki: grl, i don't like that gay space rocks show, periodt bitch
Nicki: grl, i don't like that gay space rocks show, periodt bitch
by dojacatnotofficiallol April 30, 2020
Get the steven universemug. Steven Stamkos is a hockey player that plays for the Tampa Bay lightning. He has won 2 Rocket Richard trophies and 2 Stanley cups.
Hey did you know that there is a hockey player called Steven Stamkos?
Yeah, he is the best hockey player
Yeah, he is the best hockey player
by Whehhe September 3, 2022
Get the Steven Stamkosmug. An amazing human being overall loves nature & music. Hates bullies & backstabbing friends, and school. Great personality, may seem shy at first but once you get to know her you'll fall in love...
by _jadee March 10, 2018
Get the jade stevensmug.