A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015
Get the stalker light mug.When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.
by 3pips May 3, 2018
Get the Stalker dial mug.carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
Get the Stalker's Poach mug.someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚
by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020
Get the stalker best friend mug.A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
Get the vehicular stalker mug.To have someone that is overly obsessed with you and very crazy about you and follows you around and wants to know everything about you
by MayaandChristian December 10, 2019
Get the Stalkers mug.hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,
i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14
(pretty bad hints i know)
you probably have no idea who i am
i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14
(pretty bad hints i know)
you probably have no idea who i am
by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020
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