Stokes

noun.
Urban foppish dandy akin to the common "metrosexual", but without being a wholly loathsomne bastard. Clever and dapper always, a Stokes is one who does not believe in casual Fridays, unless it is casual sex Friday.

I can't think of an example, so it's stupid that they make you have one. If you see someone that fits this definition, then that person is being a Stokes or Stokesing it up. It's not a bad thing, Stokes is a real neat guy. But be careful, if you see a Stokes, he may be full of gin. Wow, i'm pretty sure this will all be in italics. Wow.
See also sexidigitize.

by Finneagan Cyril von VanDehagan July 25, 2006

snakes on a plane

The beauty of an early reveal. This definition builds on the second big idea in Josh Friedman's famous blog post: Friedman loved the movie title because it didn't hide what the movie was all about. SoaP happens whenever you give away the big secret, the grand idea, early on. SoaP happens when you just tell it like it is.

Executive Producer A: I was thinking of calling the show 'The Rockford Files.'

Executive Producer B: But wouldn't it be about a bijillion times better if we called it 'Drunk, middle-aged PI living in a trailer on the beach?' That would be totally Snakes on a Plane!

by Garett Jones April 30, 2006

hanging snakes

When you fuck around or do things half assedly

"John, stop hanging snakes. You haven't done a single thing all day"

by Azaz3l September 27, 2014

West stokes high school

A school full of thot,bots,fake ass hoes, rich kids,bitch kids and shit teachers aka Mrs.Hobgood

I hate west stokes high school

by Bmwe30guy January 11, 2020

united states political simulator

A sick discord server, the mods are really corrupt

The dictator of united states political simulator Lugar cannot defeat the God Mike Patton

by mpatton January 1, 2022

The United States of America

A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.

So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.

by Leafy Greeens November 25, 2017

Snakes

Synonymous to cheating in a boardgame, or hacking in a video game, snakes are THE reason for everything that is wrong in our lives. You know who "they" are when Kyle and Stan says "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"? They're motherfucking snakes. This definition came about from the movie "Snakes on a Plane", where a terrified passenger screamed "Snakes!" as the lights went out, implying that snakes purposely turned off the lights in order to devour them.

9 headshots in a row? That is so snakes!

by Samuel "Shaft" L. Jackson September 20, 2006