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Psychic Stalker

A psychic stalker is basically a remote viewer or psychic spy that uses their psychic abilities to stalk you , they have the ability to see so vividly through your eyes that they could describe your exact surroundings,some also possess telepathic abilities,the ability to read anothers thoughts, psychic stalkers/psychic spies/remote viewers will sometimes use your Social Media account information to find out your exact location so they can move to your area to stalk you and interact with you physically while remotely viewing or spying on you and sometimes they will watch you behind closed doors and observe you for some time and will sometimes use personal information that they gathered through spying on you against you,this is why we must be careful in this time of Social Media because some people do possess these abilities and will use them for malicious purposes
Remote Viewing is a real thing(speaking from experience,)and intelligence agencies (CIA)have used it in field operations
sound like science fiction? research "Project Grill Flame"
"I was psychically stalked and remote viewed by both Septeena and Hastings Muchunga,fucking psychic stalkers"
by Ichigobossu July 4, 2025
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Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
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window stalker

To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.
“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”

“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“

“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”

“Maybe he is just bored.”
by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025
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stalker time

Delusional warped perception of time exhibited by stalkers and stalking ex's
When was the last time you saw your 'common law wife'?

Okay it's been a while but...

Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.

Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.
by Modern Women January 3, 2026
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UD stalker

Someone who goes on a UD profile and sees what defintions someone makes
e.g: Hayden, Alex, Gabe
UD Stalker: Why'd you define "GRETCHDAPP" on Urban Dictionary?
Smurkio: Oh my god, leave me alone
by Smurkio February 24, 2025
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stalker rizz

when someone goes on someone's social media accounts to get information about them to make conversations more relatable, memorable or interesting
(example of stalker rizz, in a situation where someone has a Pikachu plushie) "What are you dressing up for Halloween? I'm going as Pikachu."
by marshieray February 25, 2025
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