squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

by butch November 17, 2004

Squirrel Peeking

When you have to poop and it's almost coming out.

Man, I really have squirrel peeking.

by Bathroom Humor April 18, 2010

squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

Squirrel Injection

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".

Using squirrel injection HACKER combed through the FBI database and stole government secrets.

by Don't Worry About It______ November 23, 2011

Butterhorn Squirrel

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.

I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.

by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.

John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.

by Pete1688 October 6, 2012