Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.

I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.

by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010

squeeze it in the sink

Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.

Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.

by Friday April 9, 2019

booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.

Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.

by TheChadandLad October 5, 2021

squeeze up bra

it doesn't make sense to call a push up bra a PUSH up bra, cause it squeezes them together not pushes, so its squeeze up bra now.

'Omg jessica lets go squeeze up bra shopping!'

by imcoolerthanyoi June 7, 2022

Strong squeeze

A stronger kind of squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, when you REALLY want someone to withdraw their hand out of it. Only works if packet belongs to you. Preceded by Gentle squeeze, and only used if it fails to achieve required effect.

Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hand into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*

Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*

Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand*

by bha gilani September 30, 2009

Gamma Squeeze

A Gamma Squeeze is a stock moving higher because people who sold “out of the money”stock option Calls are caught by a rapidly increasing stock price very close to the time decay expiration of the Call that they sold.

Tesla shot passed $1000 a share on a gamma squeeze. People who is sold out of the money options were scrambling to cover them by buying shares.

by Trentism October 28, 2021

Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021