A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
by Pabski July 12, 2003
Get the Spunk Moocher mug.arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.
The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.
A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.
A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.
I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.
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Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."
Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.
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