Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.

There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.

by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018

Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.

Hey unicorn spunk wanna FaceTime??
chat

by Unicornspunk123 December 19, 2017

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

spunk II

idiot who likes j----
*moan*

spunk II: I luv u
smhatuhehe: fk off

by anonymous March 9, 2022

spunk

Pippi Longstocking invented this word.

"I came up with a new word... SPUNK!!" --Pippi Longstocking

by Maskinen January 27, 2017

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017