chunk-and-spunk

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.

"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

spunk revolver

slang term for male genitalia

He slapped her in the face with his spunk revolver, and blew her mind.

by acidbathstar October 25, 2010

potent spunk

Justin wiseman’s beautiful cock he plays on PlayStation.

I want to fuck potent spunk

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

spunk III

An extremely fucking annoying person who moans in their sleep. Extremely lonely

spunk III fell asleep again during class, and was moaning

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 8, 2022

Liquid spunk

This is another word or way of saying Piss or Urine

I need to go and have a liquid spunk

by Yournan6996 April 24, 2019

Dom the spunk puppy

an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com

dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.

by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003

spunk drenched

hair or clothes waterlogged with spermatazoa

after that gang bang lisa was goddam spunk drenched

by arsecandle March 17, 2014