Spunk buzzard

Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)

Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.

by Ass pirate 22 November 20, 2018

Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches

Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!

by blubberbutt321 May 12, 2011

Spunked it

Arsenal premier league 22/23

Arsenal were in great form to win the premier league this year until they Spunked it.

by Taffyrhys April 21, 2023

the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.

My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020

Spunk Belly

When a woman has a flabby swollen belly and she wears tight fitting clothes for all to see it. Looks as if pregnant but is not.

Wow look at her spunk belly it's huge

by Ace P Princess April 12, 2018

Spunk Nugget

Spunk with batter

I'm going to order the Spunk Nugget Special

by The Banter Lad January 8, 2017

spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men

Spunk mattress

by P mole December 9, 2013