Banana Split

When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.

while in class...

ana, "look at the teacher crotch"

juju, "ughh thats nasty"

ana, "that looks like a banana split !"

juju "thats gross"

ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"

by anabanana123 November 25, 2009

split yo' wig

the means of splitting one's skull

Yo' dogg, keep frontin and ima pop a '40 and split ro' wig!

by Bunnyman June 21, 2003

split pie

The remains after penetration, leaving the pie slightly opened like a crater.

Laura, are you tight today or do you have split pie.

by Ricky Bad News August 18, 2006

hit it and split it

when you hook up and never call him back

yeah so i totally hit it and split it with jason

by fergy! April 20, 2010

Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.

Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay

by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015

Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

by fagroat September 28, 2019

Splitting Wood

Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.

Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.

by Double Dick Danny August 25, 2011