If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special
by foreskin eater November 16, 2019

sammy told us he gave some sloot a sammy special but we know he's lying because he's an ugly motherfucker
by chicksbeforedicks April 24, 2017

by supreme benefactor February 6, 2017

by itsocake February 18, 2022

by congobongo123 January 28, 2019

"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016

by glikber December 16, 2022
