the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin

Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special

by the terrorist January 16, 2017

Uni Special

1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver.

WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
ok..

by Peter Kim March 8, 2003

the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special

Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special

by foreskin eater November 16, 2019

special puss

The cream of the top, the extra umph, the special puss.

Jan: "What do you think about my sweater?"
Wendy: "special puss"
Jan: "I'll order five right away!"

by itsocake February 18, 2022

The river special

When you give the sped girl dong

“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”

by congobongo123 January 28, 2019

the berko special

To brutalise a female partner in bed to the point she no longer wants intercourse.

Did you hear Matt gave that girl last night The Berko Special

by supreme benefactor February 6, 2017

sammy special

Its actually nothing because Sam can't get bitches

sammy told us he gave some sloot a sammy special but we know he's lying because he's an ugly motherfucker

by chicksbeforedicks April 24, 2017