backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.

Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.

by Trixie9 February 25, 2020

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.

“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”

by eternalsadness January 30, 2022

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Great British food spank

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen

I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!

by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022

Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024