Sorry

Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.

Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

sorry excited

when you are just so excited that you are bordering on apologetic for the amount of excitement you feel

“I am sorry excited to go to this concert coming up next Wednesday. I just can’t hold it in!”

by enluv March 5, 2022

Sorry Tourettes

When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason

P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes

by NoVanity July 29, 2021

Sorry

To own up to what you did to someone.

“I’m sorry i made you feel bad about yourself.”

by Ilovekenn October 1, 2023

sorry

a shitty excuse

im sorry i farted in the jello mommy

by hippieCrack July 14, 2016

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

Sorry

I'm sorry means f*** you I'll do it again

I'm sorry I took your money last week and I took your money this week

by Michelle1269 December 31, 2020