Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina

Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze

by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019

sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.

"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".

by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017

Dick sneeze

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.

John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.

by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018

Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.

That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.

by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022

sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016