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Street smart

Don't you really hate it when somebody starts describing themself or somebody else as street smart when you know that they know deep down that they could describe themself as more than just plain street smart without people thinking they were egotistical and pompous?
Ask yourself whether even Tupac wouldn't be able to call himself street smart enough, and if even he wouldn't do it, and you are from the part of Kansas way past Kansas City, (Missouri or Kansas) or somewhere just like parts of Kansas way past Kansas City, why would you get on a National Geographic show about prison with a pseudonym and claim to be street smart when you know it isn't you, it's just an image you want (but you still think it's as hilarious to everyone else as it is to you what you're saying and doing)?
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.
Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"
by Squaaa! October 3, 2018
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Smart

to get head,brain,top,gummies,wig or even knob polishing
that whore sucked my dick for so long i got smart and recieved a masters degree in knowlege she must of been a professer or sum shit
by cody decesare January 20, 2008
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Smart

S.M.A.R.T. - Sexually molested and raped twice (:
Girl : Dudee are you smart ?
Boy: Fuck yeah
Girl: ROFL, your fucken retarded xD
by NguyenH(: November 15, 2009
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Smart Buddy

The AT&T and AOL of the Philippines that delays requested transactions from clients, and mostly steals from clients account balance 'cos of their fucking ass promos that I don't get. Another thing is they suck the network signal that many messages got on-hold their ass to my outbox. That's why I use mainly Globe's partner, TM.
Damn, Smart Buddy, as well as Talk N Text, got cockles in their promo nowadays. It's time to switch TM ASTIG networks.
by 348r7sc0w385u November 16, 2010
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Smart fart

Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fart will cough loudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.
"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"
by robsielea October 29, 2008
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