Skeet Maverick

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.

She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .

by Buttermaker March 06, 2008

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 06, 2004

yeet-a-skeet

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend

Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!

by All.in.brov June 19, 2018

skeeted out

to be high on cocaine

that last bump got her all skeeted out

by hattrick November 06, 2006

Gambit skeet

A super power which gives a nod to the X-man Gambit. Although rather than charging cards with his elusive explosive power, this ability refers to the idea of throwing your skeet on someone(thing) and having it explode.

Specifically refers to making a fake 'jerking it' hand gesture and then throwing your skeet, which then proceeds to explode. It should be known that a gambit skeet is not complete without a sound effect to go along with the skeeting action.

Somebody makes a stupid comment and you gambit skeet all over them, effectively rendering their comment null and void.

by Ty Rock February 19, 2007

skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.

The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

skype skeet

Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.

I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.

by 1129 October 25, 2011