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Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.
Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
by Imnotameme January 18, 2018
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Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.
Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.
by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017
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Shrek

Bob: Shrek is sexy as fuck
Bob 2: I know
by peepeepoopoo lord January 26, 2021
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Shrek

It's not a term its a comparison
Typically it's a comparison of something great or perfect, but can also mean god in some circumstances.
by Donkeyh January 9, 2020
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Shrek

his shrek was delicious
by bakonyvarimatthew August 5, 2019
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shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020
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Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
by Amandokas April 17, 2023
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