Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

by Imnotameme January 18, 2018

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

shrek

a verry sexy higher being who will save us all from the fatness of yourmum

wow your so hot and saved me your just like shrek

by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021

Shrek

The act of making a shrek face

his shrek was delicious

by bakonyvarimatthew August 5, 2019

Shrek

The hottest shit alive

Shrek was so hot I began to drool

by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022

Shrek

God.

Shrek is god.

by Shrekisgod12344 May 25, 2021

Shrek Shit

When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it

After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit

by Qwanton336 May 4, 2018