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Go Shopping

Looking round at an event in order to find a cracking memeber of the public that you wish to engage in dirty and flithy activites
*Walks into a party*

Dude 1: She is hot

Dude 2: Lets Go Shopping first there has to be better girls than that
by John Sainsburys August 24, 2011
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Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.
Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."
by John March 2, 2004
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Shopping Vulture

A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.
"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"

"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture
by ishop April 21, 2011
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Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.
I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019
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Shop inhibitor

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014
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SHOP LIFT

The best film group to ever exist they have made iconic movies such as Hey bud and Dookie Joes Germ house and many shorts and soon many more they don’t fall into any category’s they are there own category they are SHOP LIFT
(Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey man have you seen the number one movie on YouTube” (Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “why no I haven’t what is it?” (Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey Bud by SHOP LIFT!”

(Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “wow I should really watch that I think I will right now!”
14:27 minutes later
(Man who is now enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “that was literally the best 14:27 minutes of my life it was actually good quality content that didn’t even have its own category it was it’s own category it was SHOP LIFT!”
by SHOP LIFT June 11, 2019
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tea shop

You’ve presumably heard of spilling tea, A tea shop is where a large amount of tea is spilled.
Wow this group chat is a tea shop
by Violetwill February 4, 2018
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