Shmoopy

(MOOD)- to feel either sad, or tired, or bleh, or in need of love, or in need of comfort, or feeling sick.. that vibe ya know?

I have had such a terrible day :( Im feeling really shmoopy and just need a hug

by agOB January 13, 2022

blue-footed shmowlguin

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.

The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"

by Penguino170 May 26, 2009

Shmoo

An imaginary creature that resembles a pink hippopatumus with no front legs and an oblong head.

Look, over there, it's a pink dinosaur, no, it's a hippo, no, it's a SHMOO!!!

by saltyseamonsters October 4, 2004

shmoes

cool shit, nice guy. also has a bigger penis then vokoun

I :heart: shmoes, because he's cooler then vokoun.

by some random cool person February 1, 2005

Shmoo

The greasy shitty cum juice that is the byproduct of anal sex.Usually found on bedsheets and pillows around the globe,this foul substance can cause vomiting,convulsions,and eventually leads to a repeated act of anal sex.

OMG I HAVE SHMOO ON MY PENIS!!!! Let us vomit and do it AGAIN!! WEEEEEE

by insanochick June 24, 2009

Shmool

A cross between a shitfaced, stupid person and a moron.

Corey, you shmool! You can't even say the word shmool correctly!

by MichelleLynn April 18, 2006

shmore

1. a chocolate covered cream puff with sprinkles
2.a flying band of monkeys with seven symbold crashing on each ass cheek of their originating exponent
3.on wedenesdays, PEMDAS
4.to rename a fellow bird with angus beef attached to his left wing in the mid-winter season following december's granola bars discovered originally by Senor Arthur McBright and company troubadors
5.to shoot someone in the face while eating yellow popcorn on a bright sunny day with Beto Chavez in Montebelllo High School

The dusty shmore was found inside grandma's itchy lechuga pants.

by CJ, Ze Random King of Camelot December 9, 2004