Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 07, 2010
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Shifted

When someone goes the other way on a medium. Y
Ayooo he got shifted #shiftteam visa best
by ShiftedxD April 03, 2021
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Shifted

A word usually use by people on drugs to say there on "Cloud Nine."
by SprinkleShit9001 December 03, 2023
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bitch shifted

Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.

One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.
I bitch shifted a few fat girls last night with a couple of mates.
by maddonkey May 20, 2009
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ice shift

When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.
Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”
by Pppoppp March 16, 2023
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Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!
Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!
by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011
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Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.
Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!
by Sgt badmuthfer June 17, 2022
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