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shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.
Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.
by Quirble May 24, 2018
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Stick Shift

When a girl is giving a guy a nice hand job and then at a random moment, she takes his dick and turns it to the left or right pulling on it.
Man, Ellen gave me hand yesterday and she did the best Stick Shift ever!
by Rory Taylor May 20, 2008
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shifts

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')
Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."
by MP Shifter December 23, 2008
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shifter

someone who doesn’t have any friends and is known around school as a loser; mainly used at cardinal gibbons high school. example: the furries or anime whores you know who i'm talking about
Damn, why did that shifter just talk to me?
by warhawksluvapush November 9, 2019
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Shifty

A Shifty is a person that thinks he's the best, blames other people for his mistakes and doesn't understand that people do not always have time for him of things he's busy with. He generally gets mad at the people he doesn't understand.
Me: Hey, I can't make it tonight, sorry. (For let's say: Battlefield clan war)
Shifty: Then just don't come back idiot, we don't even need you anyways.
Friend: Why does he have to be such a Shifty?
by PoisonousCarrot November 18, 2013
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Shiftswitch

A type ill muthafucka. The type that'll get fresh at a moments notice. Usually the type who rocks rasta dreads but can come in any shape or form.
Look at ruudz, he straight shiftswitching that beat yo!!
by jizzill November 18, 2004
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Shiftaced

when one gets so drunk that he can no produce a logical sentence, and can no longer pronounce words... at all
Chad "mmmmm eeehhhh dooodddd sss aaaahhhh"
Ryan "what the hell is his problem?"
Charlie "don't worry about him, he's just shiftaced."
by alrightiguess October 17, 2010
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