Money Shift

1 - A downshift from 5th gear to 2nd. It's called a "money" shift cus it fucking explodes your engine.

Xylo, you dumbass, you did a money shift in the civic!

by Dave epic dude July 19, 2025

shifting

reality shifting isn't lucid dreaming, it's moving your consciousness to another.

Olivia: Girl you won't believe what happened!!

Isabella: what happened?
Olivia: I finally shifted to Hogwarts yesterday!!
Isabella: girl are you ok? that's just lucid dreaming
Olivia: NO IT WAS REAL! REALITY! reality shifting is moving your consciousness to another!

Isabella: oh my god, okay okay if you say so

by livieshifts January 27, 2023

C-Shift

One of 3 Shifts to cover a 72 hour period within the Fire Department Schedule. Preceding A-Shift & following B-Shift.

Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.

“Yesterday was apparatus day, but you know it’s C-Shift so they half ass did it”

by SHA_JFRD November 14, 2021

The Great Shift

Usually referring to the positive change in public opinion on watching or enjoying anime as a whole. It’s debated on when exactly The Great Shift occurred, but it can most closely be linked to the 2020 lockdown, and the release of mega popular shows around that time, such as Jujutsu Kaisen and Demon Slayer.

Person 1: “Hey man, do you watch anime?”
Person 2: “I watched anime before The Great Shift, I used to be a loser, but it’s cool now.”

by bigskidda October 9, 2025

Cincinnati Split Shift

To shit and cum at the same time.

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift

by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022

double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )

My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.

by DevTheReck October 15, 2017

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard

im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

by 584940493395874392034839394 November 9, 2024