Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.

Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!

by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022

shannon

a guy who unadds you because he doesn’t want to see you on his best friend list, ghosts you, wants you back, cheats on you, sends you mixed signals and gets mad when you get another boyfriend. summary: shannon is a low life cheating slag

Boy: You know Shannon?

Girl: Ugh.. that lowlife?

by urabeanflicker69 December 22, 2022

Shanpon

When Shan has a little cry baby school girls tampon tantrum.

Shut it Shanpon, you little bitch whore!

by RollyMoFo January 2, 2023

Shanoonigans

A particular person acting very dumb in the face of danger.

My team consisted of a bunch of shanoonigans during our game of capture the flag.

by Cheerio 554 January 7, 2023

Shannon

She is a girl full of beauty with the promise of trust issues, deceit and lies. You can give her all your love but as hard as you try to love her, she'll end up making a dating account behind your back and hurting you in the worst way possible. The pain you will receive is ridiculous. If you tell her to get off her phone, she just won't because of her addiction to her electronic device. Care too much, and she'll leave. Don't care at all, and she'll make up scenarios in her head where you fucked someone else.

"Yo did you hear about Shannon?" "Yeah she's a whole skank. I wouldn't want to talk to her."

by lucarandazzo January 16, 2023

Shannon Drum

A WOMAN THAT WILL LISTEN TO YOU EVEN IF HER OWN WORLD IS FILLLED WITH UNCERTAINTY; PATIENT EVEN WITH ANXIETY

The team gave me the cold shoulder after I struck out and giving the game away, but Shannon Drum gave me the confidence that I needed to get by and not be so down on the loss

by Kimokazi September 16, 2022

Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her

Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon

by Jackilin February 4, 2023