A Sego

A retard who thinks hes smart/knows stuff but in reality is a fucking retard. (talking out of their ass)

Rick Sego: "Did you know there's no gravity on earth?

Yeah the earth spins so fast your held down to it." <<

ME: What A Sego

by The Sandman is here July 22, 2011

El Segundo

A place where minorities go to get arrested

Did you hear what happened to Jose? He was caught and arrested for stealing a Catalytic converter in El Segundo

by JD90245 December 20, 2020

Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018

Sego

Term for little greasy italian imps who cant spell, often brag about everything they don't mess up. Tendency to have delusions of grandeur. Often seen lurking in the shadows of greater personalities.

A little monkey with funny hat on throwing poo in a mirror, then licking it off is a Sego.

by Dragonpiss June 10, 2008

SEGA

It's a video game company that had some successful games and went down the drain. They make enjoyable games just like nintendo, squaresoft, microsoft and sony does. Fan boys are just plain silly and will try to say xbox is the best, nintendo is the best, or sony is the best..etc

Don't believe this hype. They all got something to offer, I've had a hell of a lot of fun with genesis, snes, nes, xbox, ps and people who says any of those suck are just stupid fanboys.

Sega sucks, if you like Sega you suck. I'm a stupid little fan boy

by Ryu111 November 4, 2006

Seguna

A bri loving homosexual , who sucks at fishing and baseball. He enjoys cock in his mouth , and sucks at COD. He plays playstation , and even though that is for noobs , he still sucks a it. His penis is 2 1/2 inches

Why are you hanging with christian seguna? Because i want to play playstation and pwn NOOBs.

by Segthehomo December 13, 2010

quintillion googleplexes worth of seggers

A term used to represent the enormous amount of problems in programming while encountering numerous seggers

See quintillion googleplex, segger

So I was programming the other day and I got a quintillion googleplexes worth of seggers!

by GhettoDefined June 9, 2004