sebastian

a person with a godzillarygg and a tennie weenie. he also got ninjaturtle hole in his chest.

sebastian is fucking gay!

by Theo Matic December 7, 2017

Sebastian

A badass who drinks beer. He makes mistakes but is overall a good guy. Loves his boys and Fortnite. Misses his ex

Sebastian is a badass.

by bigp33ly November 5, 2025

Sebastian

The coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Super smart, super creative, and super nice. He is passionate about his interests and creating. He loves to learn about and educate others about the obscure things he likes. He’s coolest

Omg you’re so smart and nice you must be a Sebastian

by No longer human November 23, 2021

sebastian italia

a rich ass game playing dick slap who brags about being poor. someone who constantly is disrupting the class and smoking weed. they love to do sports and bash up weaklings for girls.

wow, your such a sebastian italia

by Marlowe Box February 13, 2019

Sebastian Jönestig

Awesome dude, he is good at games and can play every character ever.
He will beat you in every game you play and wont stop be good.
Dont try to fight him, you will lose and cry.

1 Guy: Did you see that Sebastian Jönestig in Overwatch?
2 Guy: Yeah, he got 5 gold medals and carried the team with doomfist.
1 Guy: REALLY!!!!
2 Guy: Dont try to fight him in a 1v1, you will only lose.
1 Guy: Ok, but in a 2v1?
2 Guy: That too
1 Guy: Damn...

by เซบาสเตียน March 20, 2018

Sebastian

an a**hole who cheats on his wife & then leaves her

"Have you seen Sebastian lately?"
"Yeah bro, I saw him with another random chick last night."

by keeleekiks November 23, 2021

Sebastian

Dad

Girl: Who’s Sebastian?
Tristan: Dad

by Bob and vagene November 22, 2021