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how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.
You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016
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screw you

A slang term used to express defiance, discontent, or contempt towards another party. The phrase conveys frustration or rejection, often in response to perceived disrespect or annoyance. It derives from a term that originally referred to "a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it."
When they told me I couldn't join the project, I just thought, 'Screw you! I’ll find a way to make my own success.'
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Screw Recording

Screen recording someone’s story with express purpose of remixing it in an unflattering way.
I was screw recording Will’s story where he ate that hot chip and now the remix is going viral.
by SoonOnDVD April 11, 2021
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!
by bhnicfh August 28, 2011
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Screw

Bro you are being such a fucking screw
by Str8Tristeza March 20, 2025
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screw

it's just like sex, but with a different word
guy: hey let's screw!
girl: ok!
they went to the bedroom
by godEn0moto September 11, 2019
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