how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* April 19, 2016

screw juice

When there's a big rainstorm at the child factory that you work at so the buckets of screws that are everywhere get flooded with water and dissolve into the water making a uniquely disgusting fluid.

There was just a big rainstorm at the child factory that I work at so the buckets of screws everywhere got flooded with water and dissolved into the water and made screw juice

by sendhelppls August 22, 2021

Death Screw

(Verb)
1. Fucking someone so hard they die

(Noun)
2. A screw to kill someone with

Ethan got death screwed last night. Now that is a good way to go out.

by November 28, 2023

Screw Recording

Screen recording someone’s story with express purpose of remixing it in an unflattering way.

I was screw recording Will’s story where he ate that hot chip and now the remix is going viral.

by SoonOnDVD April 12, 2021

Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.

Unscrewing a Chair

by Bobman3400 April 15, 2011

Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 15, 2017

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018