how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022

Screws

A term usually used as an insult, meaning uncool, and is commonly refered to as a synonym for gay.
The opposite of nails.

Guy: That guy has nice abs.
Guy 2: WTF you're so screws.

by dinomoo March 1, 2011

Sternum screw

Also known as a "titty fuck", while the man thrusts between the woman's boobs he is grinds her chest (sternum).

I loved a good sternum screw. Her tits were so big and juicy.

by Gwuthie August 4, 2021

Screw

an appropriate word of the f word.

SCREW U BABY!!!

by long dicks December 5, 2019

screw

it's just like sex, but with a different word

guy: hey let's screw!
girl: ok!
they went to the bedroom

by godEn0moto September 11, 2019

diffy screw

differential equations - the midway point in mathematics for most modern engineers

Once you're done with calc useless, you can take diffy screw

by mouffpiece May 12, 2016