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scott’s tots

An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)
Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe
by justahoboyoudontknow July 7, 2018
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Scott Putesky

Scott Putesky Aka Daisy berkowitz is former guitar player of Marilyn Manson from 1989-1996. He and Manson started the band Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids back in 1989. Long story short, they were not getting along and he either quit or was fired. Nobody really knows for sure though.
Person 1: "so out of all of Manson's guitar players, who's your favorite?"

Person 2: "Scott Putesky, you know, Daisy Berkowitz?"

Person 1: "Cool, mine's John 5."

Person 2: ...bitch.
by StephenArmidillo January 18, 2012
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Scott's Choice

(noun)

When an individual is informed that you have two, and only two, choices, and that you should really think hard about the decision made, only to calmly and cooly state, "I choose the third option," as your final reply while walking out.
"That motherfucker gave me a 'Scott's Choice', yesterday!"
~"So what did you do?!"
"Man, I chose Option 3, C,...you later."
by Creighton Rivers July 13, 2020
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scott bivona

The absolute most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's fun, comedic, intelligent, and extremely handsome. You would turn gay for Scott.
Dude, you're so cool, are you Scott Bivona?
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Scott dad

A Scott dad is a older attractive man usually with grey hair. Very humorous smart guy.
Hey jill did you see that scott dad at table 34?
by Lake fun April 13, 2020
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Scott aitkens

Person a: Yo do you know Scott Aitkens?
Person b: YEAH BRO HES SOOOOO SUS
by Alana Brown February 27, 2022
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